Castiel’s shopping list to seduce Dean.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
the first and last image of: Hoban Washburne (Firefly)
you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke
(Source: fistfulloffourleafclovers)
HanLock AU: Sherlock knows something Will doesn’t.
(Source: doomslock)
Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.
(Source: berenicebejo)
